I alluded to this the other day, but thought that some may be interested in how a farmer dates…
Winter: December is a no (Christmas), January is possible, February is a no (Valentines Day), early March is OK, but late may be a problem
Spring is a big NO: April is planting, May is haylage (and turkey hunting season) and June is the beginning of hay season which means they can date, but only if it’s raining.
Summer: July is more hay, so weather permitting, August is actually possible.
Autumn: September is the end of hay, but let’s hope you like fair food and cow barns because that’s probably be where he’ll take you on a date, October is chopping, November is deer hunting season
In other words ladies, if you are dreaming about finding yourself a farmer to cuddle close to at night…good luck!